House Of The Dragon returns, with all the… stuff you presumably like.
House Of The Dragon is returning soon, following on from the mind-blowing season 2 climax where… ol’ what’s ‘er face… did the… thing…
Look, I got bored about three episodes into the first season, so I’m just gonna loot the official material until I hit my word count. Let’s go!
House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer
What’s the plot?
Set about a couple hundred years or so before Game Of Thrones, House Of The Dragon follows… these people in white wigs who hate each other. Except they’re all related, which complicates things. And given my limited knowledge of a particularly dumb show, let’s go to the official synopsis. Ctr+C, Ctrl+V, friendo…
…well, all we got is this:
Absolute power is within grasp. #HOTD Season 3 returns this June on HBO Max.
Look, not my hashtag. Best I can do.
Who’s in it?
- Matt Smith as Daemon Targaryen (wigged)
- Emma D’Arcy as Rhaenyra Targaryen (wigged)
- Rhys Ifans as Otto Hightower.
- Steve Toussaint as Corlys Velaryon.
- Sonoya Mizuno as Mysaria.
- Fabien Frankel as Criston Cole.
- Olivia Cooke as Alicent Hightower.
- Matthew Needham as Larys Strong.
- Jefferson Hall as identical twins Jason Lannister and Tyland Lannister, so I guess they share a wig.
- Harry Collett as Jacaerys “Jace” Velaryon.
- Tom Glynn-Carney as Aegon II Targaryen (wigged)
- Ewan Mitchell as Aemond Targaryen (wigged)
- Bethany Antonia as Baela Targaryen (wigged)
- Phoebe Campbell as Rhaena Targaryen (wigged)
- Phia Saban as Helaena Targaryen (wigged)
- Kurt Egyiawan as Orwyle.
- Kieran Bew as Hugh Hammer.
- Abubakar Salim as Alyn of Hull.
- Clinton Liberty as Addam of Hull.
- Tom Bennett as Ulf White.
- Freddie Fox as Gwayne Hightower.
- Gayle Rankin as Alys Rivers.
- James Norton as Ormund Hightower
- Tommy Flanagan as Roderick Dustin
- Dan Fogler as Torrhen Manderly
- Tom Cullen as Luthor Largent
- Joplin Sibtain as Jon Roxton
- Barry Sloane as Adrian Redfort
- Annie Shapero as Alysanne Blackwood
Some of those above may not be wigged. Hard to say; harder to care about.
When’s it out?
June, apparently.
What’s the vibe?
I want to be honest with you: it’s hard to give a shit about House Of The Dragon. So I don’t.
