The internet is a filthy, beautiful place when it wants to be, and right now it’s obsessed with a Kentucky man turning classic metal riffs into a full body performance art piece.
Meet Aaron Hartman, better known online as Studmuffin Supreme, the bloke who’s gone viral for “shredding” metal songs using what he calls the ‘tit-tar’. Yes, that’s exactly what it sounds like.
Hartman’s bizarre talent kicked off after the death of Ozzy Osbourne on July 22nd, 2025, when he was looking for a way to deal with losing the legend, like plenty of us he went straight to the music, and that’s when the weirdness sparked into life.
“I heard ‘Crazy Train’ come on and I started playing the drums on my stomach,” Hartman explained. “I wasn’t wearing a shirt and I just started moving up to my man boobs.”
From there, the “performance” evolved fast, Hartman began syncing chest movement to the iconic guitar moments, slowly building a ridiculous but strangely precise technique. A video later hit TikTok, pulling in thousands of views from people watching in disbelief as the Ozzy classic got “played” without a guitar in sight.
Americas Got Talent
Before the ‘tit-tar’ era, Hartman already had a foot in the viral door, years earlier he grabbed attention on TikTok for dancing to Slipknot’s ‘Before I Forget’, which even led to a real life moment of chaos when America’s Got Talent came calling.
“The first thing I said to them was ‘Are you guys desperate?'” he recalled.
“I really didn’t even think I would make it on the stage, let alone be on there for a full segment.”
Things didn’t exactly go smoothly, Hartman described the experience as rough: “I was kind of blanking out and staring into the crowd.”
The story didn’t end there though, since then he’s dropped nearly 100 lbs (45kg) and levelled up the ‘tit-tar’ into something that’s basically a meme with technique In his newer clips, he’s added effects like vibratos and pinch harmonics.
“The more weight I’ve lost, the more confident I have felt in myself,” he said.
His wife, Dandrea, even catches him mid performance on their home security camera, and Hartman sums up the audio perfectly: “She will send me those and it just sounds like me slapping meat.”
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